Mr B Archer, Vol 7: The Maladjusted Mallard

A full-grown mallard. A rubber duck. One questionable sense of entitlement.
In this gloriously surreal giclée print, Mr B. Archer meets a duck who’s not only off his rocker — he’s on a bath toy.

This high-resolution 300ppi fine art print captures every glorious ripple of the river and twitch of the bee’s bowstring, professionally reproduced on sustainably sourced bamboo paper (90% bamboo fibres, 10% cotton). The result? Rich colour, warm tones, and a rebellious duck whose majesty cannot be questioned — no matter how squeaky his throne.

Museum-quality giclée. Archival-grade paper. Deeply unserious subject.

Float on, dear shopper. Float on.